Major Presidential Accomplishment.. Obama Tweets!

Gone are the days when we admire a President for implementing government funded programs to help those in need. No, instead, in this technologically advanced age, we are admiring our President for doing something most of us do every day. Today marks the day President Obama sent his first tweet on behalf of the RedCross, urging people to aid in the recovery effort for Haiti.
While the cause is of course, noble, is this really a milestone to be celebrated? After all, all he did was click a mouse button, which millions of Americans to daily. While the accomplishment seems rather dull, the cause behind the President’s first tweet is as noble as ever.
New Water Tastes Like Facebook
Vitamin Water is a massively popular brand of water which is supposedly good for the body with the number of electrolytes and other additives placed in the water. The main draw is that it comes in many different flavors which are supposed to stimulate the body and mind, but who knew when the company asked its fans to pick a new flavor of water… they’d choose Facebook.
So what exactly does Facebook taste like? According to vitamin water, it has a cherry-lime flavor along with a hint of caffeine.
“Unlike the never-ending debate over whether it’s rock-paper-scissors or paper-rock-scissors, based on your votes and your designs, the latest flavor of vitaminwater has FINALLY been decided… introducing the black cherry-lime flavored vitaminwater named… connect! check out this new package- flavor & ingredients, name & label design- all inspired by you- our fans. it’s got 8 key nutrients plus caffeine. thanks for all your help- especially to the grand prize winner Sarah from Illinois and the four other finalist can be found here. Vitaminwater connect will be available in stores nationwide in march this year- so until then, stay hydrated- and keep your eyes here for news, updates and special offers for connect, including a possible sneak tasting opportunity. and btw… it’s rochambeau!”
Daily Tech Cap: What’s Your Twitter Clout?
Think you are a top dog on Twitter? There are new tools to help determine your clout. You’ll finally find out if 2000 re-tweets a day are beneficial.
It appears the next version of Android will be called Froyo. Where does Google come up with these names?
The blind deserves porn too. I think its only fair in this equal opportunity time and age. Can’t we all agree? See how its done.
Laptops, notebooks, tablets, not your style? Then check out these 3 mini computers. They are small in size, but huge in power.
There is no denying the Jersey Shore is a world of its own. Check out these adorable little kids re-enacting Guidoville.
The TSA Treats This 8 Year Old Like A Terrorist
Why does 8 year old Mikey get treated like a terrorist? He rides bikes and is as cute as a button. But yet his name has somehow got on TSA’s most wanted list. Which leaves Mikey saying this about the TSA “They are ridiculous.” Can’t they just remove him? Hopefully Mikey’s FaceBook page helps the situation. Join his FaceBook group called Get Mikey Off The List. Now is the time, before he grows up so pissed off that he does something very stupid on a plane.
God’s Computer

Technology is everywhere so why shouldn’t God get in on the action. Of course his controls are much more powerful than ours. Hopefully he never gets a blue screen of death and more importantly the Armageddon button is securely locked down.







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