Your Website Is Better Than Mine So Remove Your Keywords

This is a simple and fair request.  Your website is better than mine so please remove your keywords.  This way when people do searches they will once again see my site not yours.  Wow, the nerve!  What would happen if we sent this to techcrunch?

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